Van Cleef's Laws

Van Cleef's First Law

Never underestimate the power of a draft memo.

Van Cleef's Second Law

If you want to get anything done, don't get a life.

Van Cleef's Third Law

A CPU's initialization time is inversely proportional to it's speed.

Van Cleef's Two Guidelines for Getting Along at Work

1. Never lie to the boss.
2. Never let the boss be surprised.

Van Cleef's Three Guidelines for Staff Decision Making

Ask Yourself:

1. Is it good for my customers?
2. Is it legal and ethical?
3. Is it something I am willing to be accountable for?

If so, then don't ask for permission. You already have it.